How oh How Will We Pay for the Stimulus Bill?

$900 billion dollars, oh my. Where will we ever find the money? Gee, I dunno.

Oh look; here's $3 trillion. There's another $2.3 trillion lying around somewhere. There's a trillion per year spent in here.

Apparently there are pallets and pallets of the stuff floating around Iraq. Maybe we should call it a secret no-bid contract with Halliburton, we seem to be able to afford those.

Or maybe under here? Ok, here’s some money we could reallocate.

Maybe we could do a better job collecting the taxes we are already owed. If nothing else, maybe these guys can pick up the slack.